Corporate Whore

Biography

Of all the characters here at Troy's Bucket, Beaner probably most resembles his real life counterpart. The stereotypical nice guy who finishes last, he hates his job but will cover your shift if you ask. His shyness around girls usually keeps him from having a girlfriend, but it's been known to happen every once in a while. A geek by nature, he loves working on computers, watching anime and other movies, and playing video games. Beaner can waste time online with the best of them, and when you factor in his desperate loathing of the sun, many have taken him for a vampire. Given his pale skin, dark wardrobe, and generally unhealthy eating habits, it is becoming harder and harder for Beaner to deny these claims.

In real life, Beaner shoulders most of the drawing, and shares in the inking and coloring. He also wrote this entire biography in the third person, Beaner enjoys that. He also hopes that he can call himself an artist for his duties here at Troy's Bucket. He heard that girls love artists.